sarah, 23, sunshine state. i think all of your favorite characters are ace

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hawkbye:

trying to comfort friends like

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brotoad:

frankieztein:

brotoad:

my harry potter OC is called deadlift powercrunch, the most muscular wizard of all time

wizards rarely use physical power to accomplish anything, so the most muscular, is propably not that muscular when compared to muggles

deadlift powercrunch uses her physical power above magic, she does not care about spells and only uses them to create gym equipment from thin air in a pinch and also to give her gatling gun arm infinite bullets.

laughingcrying:

[gets extremely offended when anyone implies my favorite characters are straight]

captainbisexual:

it doesn’t matter how many “pretend to be dating” fics i read, i’m always fucking in it headfirst every time and i fall for that shit every time. i know the pattern i know the plot twists i know what’s gonna happen but every single fucking time i’m fucking on the edge of my seat wide-eyed whispering like “what’s gonna happen are they gonna fall in love” to myself like of course they are you fucking idiot this happens EVERY TIME but as soon as i see the description and it’s like “x person and x person pretend to do the dating” it’s eternal sunshine of the stupidest fucking mind over here

whorville:

To avoid getting pimples and various blemishes just saw your entire head off